Quotes Zoolander

Maury Ballstein: The designer's got your nuts in a vice! He's offering you three percent for every pair of underwear sold! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO!
Kids: Screw Him! Hold out for more!

Mugatu: SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake!

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You want an opinion? With a push-up bra you could have a nice rack of lamb up there.

Zoolander Quotes Mugatu

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Maury Ballstein: What do we do when we fall off the horse?
Derek Zoolander: [thoughtfully looking up and mouthing the words silently] .. fall off the horse..
Maury Ballstein: [looking to supply finish] .. we.. get back on!
Derek Zoolander: Sorry, Maury. I'm not a gymnast.

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Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings.

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Mugatu: SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!
[flings 'M' shaped shuriken at the Prime Minister]
Mugatu: Die, you wage-hiking scum!

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I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.

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Derek Zoolander: You mean, you haven't..
Matilda: Done it in a while, yeh.
Hansel: Now, what's a while? Like, eight days?

Blue Steel Quotes Zoolander

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Derek Zoolander: Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking 'wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career.'
Matilda: Do what for a career?
Derek Zoolander: Be professionally good looking.

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Matilda: When I was in 7th grade, I was.. the fat kid in my class.
Derek Zoolander: Ew!

Birthday Quotes Zoolander

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By the way, you were wrong about my outfit. It's the Cheryl Ladd collection and I got it at JC Penney's. On sale!

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I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys.. we're a different breed.

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I do not like snoopy reporter with lack of fashion sense, not one little bit.

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Zoolander Quotes Hansel

Zoolander Quotes

New casino coming to gary in california. Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings.

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At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really good looking.

Zoolander Quotes Mugatu

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Maury Ballstein: What do we do when we fall off the horse?
Derek Zoolander: [thoughtfully looking up and mouthing the words silently] .. fall off the horse..
Maury Ballstein: [looking to supply finish] .. we.. get back on!
Derek Zoolander: Sorry, Maury. I'm not a gymnast.

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Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings.

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Mugatu: SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!
[flings 'M' shaped shuriken at the Prime Minister]
Mugatu: Die, you wage-hiking scum!

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I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.

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Derek Zoolander: You mean, you haven't..
Matilda: Done it in a while, yeh.
Hansel: Now, what's a while? Like, eight days?

Blue Steel Quotes Zoolander

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Derek Zoolander: Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking 'wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career.'
Matilda: Do what for a career?
Derek Zoolander: Be professionally good looking.

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Matilda: When I was in 7th grade, I was.. the fat kid in my class.
Derek Zoolander: Ew!

Birthday Quotes Zoolander

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By the way, you were wrong about my outfit. It's the Cheryl Ladd collection and I got it at JC Penney's. On sale!

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I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys.. we're a different breed.

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I do not like snoopy reporter with lack of fashion sense, not one little bit.

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Zoolander Quotes Hansel

Zoolander Quotes

New casino coming to gary in california. Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings.

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At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really good looking.

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